Jeans Forever Stained with Women's Perfume |
| 2/24/2010 1:34:04 PM |
It was a normal day. I had gone with a friend to return a collared shirt he’d purchased at a mall department store because he’d found it cheaper online. While he was at customer service, I was wandering around the racks of fragrance perfume. My girlfriend mentioned she needed a new scent so I sniffed around the sample bottles. After coming across some blend of Vera Wang perfume that smelled really good, I took one of those glass vile samplers to show her later that day. After slipping it in my pocket and then leaving the store, I forgot all about the fragrance perfume vile.
We got back to the apartment. One thing led to another and I was playfully wrestling my roommate on the floor after he made some Yo Momma joke. As most male wrestling matches go, it got a little bit more intense as we vied for a tap out and then I felt the pop in my pocket. The fragrance perfume vile cracked and the scent leaked into my denim jeans. My buddies thought this was hilarious. In retrospect, it is but that scent never came out.
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